x-rynne-x:

• You can’t catch fainted Pokemon.
• You need to TALK to someone else before giving your Pokemon a new nickname
• Scyther and Gyarados are flying type. They can’t fly.
• Dig on water.
• Dive on land.
• Pokemon get buried on the upper floors of buildings.
• No matter where you are, Prof Oak KNOWS when you use a bicycle inside.
• You never eat. ‎ 
• Escape rope makes a hole in the roof of the cave for escape. Then you’re at the entrance.
• You can fly across regions yet you can’t jump a tiny ledge.
• Mewtwo is before Mew in the PokeDex.
• Lvl 100 Wailord bodyslams a Lvl 3 Wurmple. It just faints. 
• PokeDex already has entries for all Pokemon. Why do you have to catch them?!
• Charizard is only 5’07. Dunsparce is 4’11. WHAT.
• Policemen fight you randomly. Don’t do anything when Team Rocket goes by.
• Starters not in the wild, but Prof. Oak has them.
• Free health care no matter the injuries. Lemonade costs $300.
• You carry a bike in your bag.
• Can’t dig in Rustboro tunnel as you’ll disturb Whismur. They all have Soundproof.
• You’re ten and can gamble in casinos.
• Lyra calls about Marill evolving into Azumarill. You battle her and it’s still a Marill.
• Macargo is 1.8 times hotter than the sun.
• A Shinx can intimidate an Arceus
• Pokemon use Earthquake yet trainers are unaffected. 
• Lickitung couldn’t learn lick in Gen 1
• Charmander dies when its tail flame goes out. Use Surf on it and it only faints.
• Spoink dies if it stops bouncing. Paralyze it and there are no consequences.
• Trainers battle if you make eye contact. Walk straight past and they battle you anyway.
• Live with your mom. One room. One bed.
• Rock climb. Scale huge walls. Can’t climb tiny ledge.
• Female Mr. Mime.
• No bathrooms. ANYWHERE.
• Hundreds of trainers on routes. All houses occupied. THEY’RE ALL HOMELESS.
• You can forget Amnesia

I have a few personal additions…

• You can Surf and Fly with Pokemon that are only a fraction of your size.
• You can breathe underwater while Diving.
• Speaking of Dive, fighting with a Charmander underwater doesn’t kill it outright.
• Togekiss can learn Drain Punch.
• Weather moves (Sunny Day, Rain Dance, Hail, Sandstorm) work indoors.
• The Tyrogue line’s continued existence. (Male-only species)

(Source: happyyvirus)